Mallory Carra

It’s our favorite time of year, folks! That magical season where everything that happened over the last 365 days gets whittled down and presented to us in numerical order of greatness. From a famously divided Congress that finally agreed on something (Sunny Obama is adorable!) to two international sporting events whose execution proved more entertaining than the actual sport, 2014 definitely did not disappoint us in terms of buzz-worthy events. Given that our wheelhouse lies in the realm of p...

We were minding our business at over at Hulu HQ the other day, eating specialty seaweed and watching old episodes of Alf, when we received an anonymous manila envelope in the mail. Not that this is unusual (that’s how we’ve been corresponding with Gary Busey), but there was something special about this one.

Inside we found 14 well-worn, expensive-smelling pieces of folded up paper. Written on them? The pre-prepared acceptance speeches from a select group of Sunday’s Emmy nominees. Rough draft...

“Robromance.” Look it up. It’s a thing — or, it’s about to be, after the premiere of futuristic buddy cop drama Almost Human on November 17th. Once again, we’ll all get enjoy that special bond between man and machine, a bond that’s been lovingly described time and again throughout the annals of our race. From Rosie’s maternal affection for Elroy Jetson to Tom Haverford’s enthusiasm for his for DJ Roomba, robromance comes in all shapes, sizes, and software updates.
Because we love robots so mu...

It’s Halloween, all of the local construction companies are sold out of wrecking balls, you’re sitting there alone next to that “Sexy Lorax” costume you made last year out of 50 potatoes and a live Persian cat, and now you’re panicking.
Well, put the cat down and panic no longer.
(Actually, don’t put the cat down. Just place him down. Unlike the 30 people in those wrecking ball costumes in your town this Halloween, the cat deserves to live.)
We’re covered in blood now because we’ve spent all ...